some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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