So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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