so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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