What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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