Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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