I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I have aggressive nipples.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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