The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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