I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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