she was so not down for the gang bang
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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