I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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