Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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