i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
sex in a hospital.. check
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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