I just made out with a guy for $7.
Please, let me fuck your mom
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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