Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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