Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
sarcasm needs its own font
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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