yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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