i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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