dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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