I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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