My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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