Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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