She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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