you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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