would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i came on her dog
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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