so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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