He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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