Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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