that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Randomize