She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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