mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I skipped work to stalk him.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
No subtext here. People are naked.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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