Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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