It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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