Dual....:-)
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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