I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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