someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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