So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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