yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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