seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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