there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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