I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
