You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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