i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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