I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Boobs are out for the taking
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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