Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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