You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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