u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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