At least make sure they are 18
Why
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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