This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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