we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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