I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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