WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
i think im in europe. pls send help
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
