her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
my sisters under your porch take her home
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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