Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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