So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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