just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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